Early on in your own blogging career, develop a deep love for a very select number of your favorite bloggers, some of whom eventually become part of your daily reading routine, and some of whom might even vanish on you at the height of their greatness, like the extraordinary Fresyes.
Several years down the line, read a post by one of your all-time favorite bloggers:
The Twat's Quote of the Day
"Oooo, yes, I must look out for a Dangermouse DVD on Ebay."
"No, Quarsan, you can't. It's stupid."
"What's stupid about it, he's the greatest, he's fantastic, wherever there is danger, he'll be there."
"It's still stupid - what's so great about a cartoon mouse dressed in spandex?"
"It's not stupid - he even does a little dance before he goes off."
"A 'little dance'? A spandex-clad mouse dancing and then saving the world? Rubbish."
"Well it was the 80s, and besides, haven't you ever heard of Spandex Ballet?"
Submit a question to one of your all-time favorite bloggers. Watch as your question, posed simply to chaff the first person on the planet to put the words "Spandex" and "Ballet" into the same sentence, is then featured in a podcast Q&A by one of your all-time favorite bloggers. Find out one of your all-time favorite bloggers has written a book. Order book from one of your all-time favorite bloggers. Love book. Surprisingly discover your question, posed simply to chaff the first person on the planet to put the words "Spandex" and "Ballet" into the same sentence, in the book.
Give one of your all-time favorite bloggers a shout out about the book.
Watch as one of your all-time favorite bloggers then gives you a shout out for giving her a shout out.
See a new record set on your blog for the most traffic in one day, with May on track to be the most visited month in your blog's history!
