WAIST HIGH: Living In The Eighties News.

6/22/2006

Living In The Eighties News.

CULTURE CLUB are apparently looking for a new singer. An advertisement from Belerion Records has been circulating on the internet which states that the "original members of Culture Club are searching for a unique star vocalist" and are not interested in BOY GEORGE clones but instead want a "charismatic & unique performer in his or her own right with something truly fresh, contemporary and original to offer." The advert also states that the singer is wanted for a world tour and TV series in 2007.

GRACE JONES, STATUS QUO, THE JAM and SQUEEZE will all have albums released as part of Universal's new CD Story series. Each release will compile singles, key album tracks, fan favourites and b-sides across two CDs in hardback book style packaging featuring extensive sleevenotes and classic and rare pictures.

DURAN DURAN have sparked speculation about the direction of their new album with the announcement that they are working with urban hip-hop producers. The album, which is tentatively scheduled for a January release will retain an identifiably Duran Duran sound according to the band's NICK RHODES.

ROXY MUSIC have announced that they ARE working with founding member BRIAN ENO on their forthcoming album of new material, although Eno is not expected to appear at any of the bands upcoming live shows.

THOMPSON TWINS fans are campaigning for the band's catalogue to be reissued via the launch of a new website dedicated to getting their label to commit to the releases which have been rumoured to have been on their provisional schedule for some time.

THE CURE continue their reissue series with the release of massively expanded versions of their The Top, The Head On The Door and Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me albums as well as ROBERT SMITH's side project THE GLOVE's album Blue Sunshine (a collaboration with SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES' bassist STEVE SEVERIN).

TONY HADLEY has started to confirm autumn shows to support his much anticipated Passing Strangers swing-inspired album. The shows, which will feature the former SPANDAU BALLET singer backed by a seventeen-piece band, kick off in October and continue until the end of the year.

All material courtesy: remembertheeighties.com

CAST OF CHARACTERS

THE KERN COUNTY DRUNKARD
Everything at Waist High is a long story, and the story of The KCD is no exception. After this individual told Waist High in December of 2003 that she was going to kill her, "Waist High" the blog was born. Please do not tell Waist High the person that you are going to kill her or she will create "Waist High" the blog and write nasty things about you! Including the time you stunk up the bathroom at The Alley Cat. The "Kern County Drunkard Watch" detailed the drunken comings and goings of the live-in love interest of one of Waist High's most cherished male friends. Never has Waist High met anyone who drank as much as or as often as The KCD. The KCD, because she was an insecure drunk, hated Waist High for most of her decade long relationship with Waist High's most cherished male friend. She hated Waist High for the obvious reason: Waist High is hot. A one time source of much of the material for Waist High the blog, The "Kern County Drunkard Watch" was permanently retired in March 2005 when Waist High's most cherished male friend finally came to his senses and kicked her ass to the curb.

RAMPART
Rampart is the first ex-husband of Waist High. She refers to him as her first ex-husband because she knows there will eventually be a second. Rampart grew up on the mean streets of Bakersfield and claims to have been the co-discoverer of the well known 1980s dirt field party spot known as "The Place." Rampart's 1987 directive to Waist High, "Drink this six pack before I get back!" made both Waist High and Rampart parents at age 20. Rampart currently resides 4.5 miles from Waist High in the wilds of Oregon and is an enduring fixture at their local Cigs For Less shop. Once a Bakersfield Del Taco associate, Sail Thru Hamburgers drive up dude, and Wible Road AM/PM graveyard worker, Rampart claims to now net $49,000 per month. But only to impress people, not when required.

(THE FORMER) LOVELY TEENAGED DAUGHTER
Not your average 35 year old. Born to Waist High as a "Miracle on 34th Street" in Bakersfield Memorial Hospital on 34th Street, LTD is on the board of MAC cosmetics. Not really, but she swears allegiance only to them. When LTD's mother once purchased LTD some eye shadow from Target, LTD threatened to call the police. Sweeter than Tupelo Honey, with the attitude of a feral cat, LTD is disgusted with most things. Including being forced to live with Waist High from 1988-2005. The child at one time even had her own blog, "Living With Waist High," which detailed her misery. A graduate of the oldest institution in the Oregon University System, LTD kept her promise of not getting knocked up at age 20 like Waist High did.

THE STRANGER
Oh God bless The Stranger. The Stranger was one of Waist High's most loyal confidants during some of the darker periods of the blog. Although his fierce allegiance to really bad music was a great source of aggravation for Waist High, The Stranger gave her a much needed look at life. Through the eyes of someone not yet bitter. The Stranger was almost pushed out of a moving vehicle when he revealed to Waist High that not only did he not know who Barry Manilow, Captain & Tenille, or Spandau Ballet were, but that he literally had no clue what Trail Mix was.

"TRI-TIP"
Special Correspondent to Waist High, and one of Waist High's most cherished friends. Used to live with The Kern County Drunkard. Was a Special Correspondent to Waist High for 9 months before knowing it. Long story. This individual coined the ultimate mid '80s Bakersfield drinking phrase, "Lock hubs. Party!"

DESI
Waist High's former work spouse. Cares about Waist High so much that he once took Waist High with him on a smoke break the very next day after she spent $250 for hypnotherapy TO QUIT SMOKING. Was the first person in conversation to introduce Waist High to concepts like "The Dirty Sanchez," "Dog In A Bathtub," "Tea Bagging," and "The Shocker." Reminds Waist High as often as possible that if women "neglect the balls," their men will leave them.