Ditching the original idea for this post after reading that long time Waist High enemy Bake Town is not only in love with her bed, but admitted on the internet to being a slut, Waist High would simply like you to read something from msn.match.com. Oh, I almost forgot, but not before reading Bake Town's little slip: "I've begun a new love affair. This love affair is different from any I've had before. I know it will last. I know I can count on it to bring me hours of pleasure, comfort, and support. You see, this love affair is with my bed. Now I've been loving my bed for some time now. It is the most comfortable bed in the world. Everyone says so."
SHOULD YOU WED THE FIRST PERSON YOU FALL FOR?
"How many people should you wine and dine before you can feel confident enough to say you've met your one and only? Believe it or not, mathematics has the answer: A dozen. 'Check out and reject 12 people, then pick the next best that comes along, and you're likely to have a very good match on your hands,' says Clio Cresswell, a mathematician and author of Mathematics and Sex. That's because when it comes to decision-making, formulas reveal that your chances of picking the right answer improve as you expose yourself to more options. But there does come a point when you are over-researching: If you date and reject 30 or more potential mates, 'you've probably met someone that you could possibly have been more than happy with, and passed them over,' notes Cresswell."
