12/18/2005

I'll Bet You Think This Post Is About You.


After recently overhearing one individual tell another individual, "There is no way she is 37, she looks about 19," Waist High has been overly motivated to stay looking 19. To cut a long story short, can you say "overmicrodermabrasing"?

Note to self: READ THE DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY NEXT TIME YOU MICRODERMABRASE. AND DON'T OVER APPLY THE PRODUCT THINKING THAT THE MORE YOU PUT ON, THE FASTER YOU WILL REALLY LOOK 19!

So while I don't think I actually look 19, I have been able to keep most of the bad stuff away by having used anti-wrinkle type products since high school. Knowing full well while I was engaging in it, that laying out by the pool on tin foil slathered in Crisco was probably not a real great idea.

While I would classify the damage done by "overmicrodermabrasing" this past week as "mildly significant," and "moderately painful," it doesn't seem to be anything that a fabulous miracle cream purchased today can not repair.

Moreover, while it is disturbing what Waist High has done to herself since the age of 17 in the name of vanity, it's really nothing compared to the directions on this product.

Happy Overmicrodermabrasing!