And it was on the internet, and it was written by my daughter, and it was found in a place we had both sort of forgotten about.
From Mar. 15, 2005:
"Waist High is going to Vegas
LTD is throwing a massive kegger
Just kidding.
Waist High said I need
To show that I'm responsible enough
To not do something irrational
(Like move one of her throw pillows).
There would be massive hysteria then.
If I don't show I'm able to be responsible
between now and when she leaves,
she said I will be 'sent to Holly Hobby Daycare.'
I explained to her that they don't let kids who can drive come to daycare..."
For more hilarity, cruise over to Bake Town's interview with My Lovely Teenaged Daughter, where she only refers to Bakersfield as a "hellhole" once.
