WAIST HIGH: Living In The Eighties News.

11/25/2005

Living In The Eighties News.

MORRISSEY has revealed the tracklisting of his forthcoming album Ringleader Of The Tormentors which will be released in March 2006.

DAVID BOWIE is to release his 1983 concert video Serious Moonlight on DVD in March next year. In February, to precede the release, a digital only live EP will be made available featuring "Space Oddity," "China Girl," "Breaking Glass," and "Young Americans." Bowie will also star alongside Michael Caine in a new film The Prestige, which is due to start filming next year. The film follows the story of two competing magicians and Bowie will play an inventor challenged to design the ultimate magic trick.

PAUL WELLER will be awarded the UK's most prestigious music award, The Brit Awards' Outstanding Contribution To British Music title at the 2006 ceremony which will take place in London on February 15th.

THE CURE will release a new album next summer according to frontman ROBERT SMITH who confirmed that the band will go into the studio in January to start recording new material.

KRAFTWERK are to follow the success of the live album Minimum Maximum with a live DVD of the same name at the beginning of December. Their will also be a limited edition notebook package which will contain the CD, the DVD and an 88 page hardback book of pictures, technical information, and stage designs in a laptop style case.

MIDGE URE received a Lifetime Achievement Award at this years' Tartan Clef Awards, the Scottish music industry's annual award ceremony.

BAUHAUS will reissue their two live concert videos, Shadow Of Light and Archive, as one DVD at the beginning of December. The double DVD release will also contain all of the band's promo videos, as well as a live performance recorded at London's Old Vic Theatre in 1982. The band are currently on a reunion world tour.

BIG COUNTRY have released two live DVDs and another volume in their Rarities series. Both DVDs cover live concerts in Germany. Big Country Rockpalast features two shows, one from 1986 and one from 1991, while Live In Germany features two performances from 1995 alongside a host of extras including camcorder footage shot backstage and on the road by the band members themselves. The Rarities album features a number of songs in previously unheard versions including five songs never heard before.

All material quoted directly from: remembertheeighties.com

CAST OF CHARACTERS

THE KERN COUNTY DRUNKARD
Everything at Waist High is a long story, and the story of The KCD is no exception. After this individual told Waist High in December of 2003 that she was going to kill her, "Waist High" the blog was born. Please do not tell Waist High the person that you are going to kill her or she will create "Waist High" the blog and write nasty things about you! Including the time you stunk up the bathroom at The Alley Cat. The "Kern County Drunkard Watch" detailed the drunken comings and goings of the live-in love interest of one of Waist High's most cherished male friends. Never has Waist High met anyone who drank as much as or as often as The KCD. The KCD, because she was an insecure drunk, hated Waist High for most of her decade long relationship with Waist High's most cherished male friend. She hated Waist High for the obvious reason: Waist High is hot. A one time source of much of the material for Waist High the blog, The "Kern County Drunkard Watch" was permanently retired in March 2005 when Waist High's most cherished male friend finally came to his senses and kicked her ass to the curb.

RAMPART
Rampart is the first ex-husband of Waist High. She refers to him as her first ex-husband because she knows there will eventually be a second. Rampart grew up on the mean streets of Bakersfield and claims to have been the co-discoverer of the well known 1980s dirt field party spot known as "The Place." Rampart's 1987 directive to Waist High, "Drink this six pack before I get back!" made both Waist High and Rampart parents at age 20. Rampart currently resides 4.5 miles from Waist High in the wilds of Oregon and is an enduring fixture at their local Cigs For Less shop. Once a Bakersfield Del Taco associate, Sail Thru Hamburgers drive up dude, and Wible Road AM/PM graveyard worker, Rampart claims to now net $49,000 per month. But only to impress people, not when required.

(THE FORMER) LOVELY TEENAGED DAUGHTER
Not your average 35 year old. Born to Waist High as a "Miracle on 34th Street" in Bakersfield Memorial Hospital on 34th Street, LTD is on the board of MAC cosmetics. Not really, but she swears allegiance only to them. When LTD's mother once purchased LTD some eye shadow from Target, LTD threatened to call the police. Sweeter than Tupelo Honey, with the attitude of a feral cat, LTD is disgusted with most things. Including being forced to live with Waist High from 1988-2005. The child at one time even had her own blog, "Living With Waist High," which detailed her misery. A graduate of the oldest institution in the Oregon University System, LTD kept her promise of not getting knocked up at age 20 like Waist High did.

THE STRANGER
Oh God bless The Stranger. The Stranger was one of Waist High's most loyal confidants during some of the darker periods of the blog. Although his fierce allegiance to really bad music was a great source of aggravation for Waist High, The Stranger gave her a much needed look at life. Through the eyes of someone not yet bitter. The Stranger was almost pushed out of a moving vehicle when he revealed to Waist High that not only did he not know who Barry Manilow, Captain & Tenille, or Spandau Ballet were, but that he literally had no clue what Trail Mix was.

"TRI-TIP"
Special Correspondent to Waist High, and one of Waist High's most cherished friends. Used to live with The Kern County Drunkard. Was a Special Correspondent to Waist High for 9 months before knowing it. Long story. This individual coined the ultimate mid '80s Bakersfield drinking phrase, "Lock hubs. Party!"

DESI
Waist High's former work spouse. Cares about Waist High so much that he once took Waist High with him on a smoke break the very next day after she spent $250 for hypnotherapy TO QUIT SMOKING. Was the first person in conversation to introduce Waist High to concepts like "The Dirty Sanchez," "Dog In A Bathtub," "Tea Bagging," and "The Shocker." Reminds Waist High as often as possible that if women "neglect the balls," their men will leave them.